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GalwayGirl

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PostSubject: And Now for something completely different.   And Now for something completely different. EmptyThu Mar 26, 2009 3:26 am

I just felt like lightening things up a bit so am going to post some amusing little tales/jokes, whatever. Any objections or if you feel its lowering the tone, just let admin know.

queen queen queen queen


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PostSubject: In honour of Parminder's bump!   And Now for something completely different. EmptyThu Mar 26, 2009 3:29 am

Should children witness childbirth?

> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

> The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
> girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he
> helped deliver the baby.

> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

> Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
> bottom.

> Connor began to cry.

> The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
> wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
> first place... smack him again!"

> If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope !!!

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: And Now for something completely different.   And Now for something completely different. EmptyThu Mar 26, 2009 3:50 am

GalwayGirl wrote:
Should children witness childbirth?

> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

> The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
> girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he
> helped deliver the baby.

> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

> Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
> bottom.

> Connor began to cry.

> The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
> wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
> first place... smack him again!"

> If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope !!!

lol!

You're right, this is hilarious! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Seriously though!   And Now for something completely different. EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 9:39 pm

Thought I'd go more philosophical with my latest entry.

Next time someone starts to spread gossip, think of Socrates' Triple Filter Test!!


> In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his
> wisdom.
> One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance, who ran up
> to him excitedly and said: 'Socrates, do you know what I just heard
> about one of your students?'
> 'Wait a moment,' Socrates replied. 'Before you tell me I'd like you
> to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test.'

> 'Triple filter?'

> 'That's right,' Socrates continued. 'Before you talk to me about my
> student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The
> first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you
> are about to tell me is true?'
> 'No,' the man said, 'actually I just heard about it and...'
> 'All right,' said Socrates. 'So you don't really know if it's true or
> not.

Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what
> you are about to tell me about my student something good?'
> 'No, on the contrary...'
> 'So,' Socrates continued, 'you want to tell me something bad about
> him, even though you're not certain it's true?'
> The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

> Socrates continued. 'You may still pass the test though, because
> there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want
> to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?'
> 'No, not really...'
> 'Well,' concluded Socrates, 'if what you want to tell me is neither
> True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?'
> The man was defeated and ashamed.
> This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such
> high esteem.
> - And it's also the reason why Socrates never found out that Plato was
> banging his wife.
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PostSubject: Re: And Now for something completely different.   And Now for something completely different. EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 9:48 pm

These jokes are really funny GG.

This is one a friend passed on, maybe more of a moral than a joke. Made me luagh anyway:
A fairy grants a wish to a married couple in their 60.
"I want to travel the world with my darling husband". Says the wife.
2 tickets 4 a luxry cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husban say "Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
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